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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:40 pm

granted, but since im a shit genie you recieve fire and brimstone falling from the heavens itself with God's wrath bursting lightning and thunder upon you with a second Noah-era-like flood that drowns all the world in pitiful death and deceit and once the flood dries up you survive but are destined to die from a group of bandits attempted to salvage and remake civilization.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:41 pm

granted, but it only goes through old men's clothes
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:41 pm

Granted but it's horny, gay, and has aids. Have fun. ^^

I wish for a damn tampon.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:42 pm

granted, but giovanna plowman eats it

I wish for assassins creed 3 XD
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:43 pm

Granted, but it's the japanese bootleg and in there he gets crushed by Godzilla.

I wish for popcorn.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:46 pm

granted, but it is so buttery and salty you die of clogged arteries

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:51 pm

Granted, but it has razorblades in it.

I wish for the game to end. XD

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:37 am

FINE, I'LL GRANT MY OWN WISH.
Granted, but you didn't wish enough so the game was renewed.
I want a dung beetle.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:32 pm

Wish granted but then it bites you and you dont even know it but your body gets a virus from the bite and it runs slowly threw your veins and you start halusinating thinking that theres ants crawling all over your body and then you start throwing up over and over and over then your finger nails start to fall of then limb by limb falls off tell its just your head and body untell a semi truck turns the corner and runs you over Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:02 pm

Granted but then I punch you and you get tit cancer.

I wish for a klondike bar.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:49 pm

granted, but in order to have it u must live 3,000 years before receiving ur Klondike bar
I wish for a lamp
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:07 pm

Your wish is granted the lamp is very old and dusty so you get a wash cloth and as your polishing it, blue smoke starts to plume from its spout. This is no ordinary lamp its a Magic lamp your genie is zelthastus you have 3 more wishes and zelth you have to answer them. jocolor

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:26 pm

Denied by the Order of the Lamp. You're not pure enough.
I wish I was a genie WITH A TOP ON. -_\\

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:15 pm

o 3 o what do u mean im not pure enough? aw what ever, wish granted, you get one of the uglest most uncomfortable tops in the world and the only way to get a less ugly, slightly more comfy top is to grant 200 more wishes
I wish for a new lamp cause this one has an ugly top, and does not light the room very well....xD lol
(no offense... XD hahaha)
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:28 pm

Hey! XD. Denied again by the Order of the Lamp.
I wish there was No such thing as Jamaica.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:42 pm

o 3 o darnit, its like ur not even granting wishes anymore, what game is this again? o 3 o oh well, i thought u said u wished u were in Jamaica, so.... yeah, o 3 o have a nice vacation.... herp a derp
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:48 pm

...You didn't make a wish, SIR.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:16 pm

o 3 o i know i dun really have anymore wishes to make that i'd want to see horribly twisted around anymore... alas, my well of wishes in my mind has become a vast desert of nothing... Not SIR
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:02 pm

Wish for it not to be a nothing-desert?

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 09, 2013 4:11 pm

o 3 o nah i like my nothing desert...
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:21 pm

Well I flooded it because I'm supposed to corrupt things.
I wish for... a tissue.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:39 pm

D: nuuu the air will drown....y so cruel? o 3 o granted, but it's a used tissue...
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:51 am

Ew! Please tell me it was used for noses, not spooge... >_<!!

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:34 pm

xD idk, i got it from an ogre, yu'd have to ask him...
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:11 pm

I wish for a tank

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