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PostSubject: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:12 pm

I thought it'd be a good time to do this:

Time for a forum game!

Rules: Someone says a wish and you twist it around horribly.

Example: Zelthastus: I wish for a car!
Synirex: Granted, but the seats are ripped, and it smells like hell.
I wish for a cookie!
BlocksDontMatter: Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish for a motorcycle.


And so on. It's called Corrupt-a-wish. Let's begin.

I want a pimp hat. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:20 pm

o 3 o granted, its the coolest hat you've ever seen but the hat has an angry badger that has rabies and fleas sleeping in it
I want an awsome fortress/castlel lol
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:02 pm

lol good idea zelth

Ok fuji11 your wish is granted
you get your fortress/castle and its more awesome then you can imagine but, an army of blood thirsty orc's twenty thousand strong are marching towards your front gate, have fun Twisted Evil

I want telekinesis

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:30 pm

D: omg
granted, but you can only use ur telekenesis powers every other leap year and it cannot lift anything larger then dust... xD
I want a moat of blood around my castle so the orc's aren't blood thirsty anymore...Dx
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:55 pm

you've smashed my dreams into pieces Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:04 pm

AntKiller wrote:
you've smashed my dreams into pieces Shocked
xD aww, im sorry... but that is what the game is about...and i also kinda wanted vengance from that orc army u so delightfully sent me
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:20 am

Granted but the blood-moat attracts lazer-shooting mosquitoes the size of Chuck Norris's strength. I wish for strawberry jam.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:48 am

your wish is my command you get the worlds best strawberry jam, its extremely thick and chunky maybe too chunky your only means of consumption is with a very thin straw. Razz

I wish to have my own personal theme park

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:08 am

Granted, but Old Man Withers put his skeleton costume on and scared you away from it. (Scooby Doo + Minecraft pun xD) I wish for a puppy. :3

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:02 pm

xD granted u get a seberus puppy, since i had to steal it from hadez, he's really mad and wants it back
I wish I had a haunted organ (as in the instrument)
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:03 pm

You get one but the keys are made out of butter.
I wish for a shoe full of hobo soup.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:11 pm

O 3 o well, ok then, granted, but the shoe had foot fungus in it, so i hope u enjoy the extra flavoring and hope its not flesh devouring
I wish for an ancient phycic tandom war elephant! (lol adventure time reference xD)
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:47 pm

Granted, but it's horny and uses it's psychicness to pin you against a wall. Have fun. ^^

I wish for a pony.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:51 pm

D: wtf, ur poney is a zambi poney and is unrideable because it will fall apart and is highly explosive
I wish for a saferoom full of treasure
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:00 pm

Granted. But do you remember that phrase, `One man's trash is Fuji's Treasure?'

I wish for a twizzler.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 7:55 pm

granted, but the twizzler is full of arsenic, cyanide, posions, and the suagr was replaced by salt. and an old man is watching you eat it then jacking off to your dead body O_O

I wish for a soda
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:13 pm

My dreams are destroyed. D:
Granted, but the soda's diet. I wish for a chunk of doodie. XD.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:14 pm

wish granted, but it reeks of the worst smells imaginable. the worst twist? you cant throw it away ;D

I want a gun



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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:15 pm

Granted, but it ricochets off everything except for you.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:21 pm

granted, but it is so uncorrupted there are unicorns and fairies and little dwarves and you are a little princess in a pink and pretty castle with whatever else girls like. also one direction plays every nigh with full blast and you cant stop it until morning. ;D


i wish for an army
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:30 pm

.... Granted, and the army kills me to end the misery, and everyone else including themself, and all the ammo and everything harmful to you is gone, so you're left alone for all eternity. Oh, and you're immortal now.

I wish for a cigarette.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:32 pm

granted, you get lung and throat cancer instantaneously

I wish for no school
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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:33 pm

Granted, so now you're so retarded you can barely speak english. You only know UNGHGHH and BLARP.

I wish for a toad.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:34 pm

Army: Granted, but the army is an army of harmless squirrels, and one day, the squirrels become diseased and attack you.
Cigarette: Granted, but the cigarette tastes like cow poop and laced with poison.
No School: Granted, but now you have to endure a life time of work, and nothing more. From the day you're born to the very day you die.
Toad: Granted, but the toad hates humans and runs away.

I wish for nothing.

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PostSubject: Re: Since the server's down...   Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:38 pm

Granted, but the nothing turns into everything.
I wish for X-Ray goggles. :B

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